This is where I post my culinary hoggbominations. I make awful fusion recipes for no other reason than I can. Yes I know this is cultural appropriation. Yes I know this is disrespectful. No I do not care. No I will not stop. Fuck your entire life.


Original ochazuke is a japanese dish with steamed rice and salty toppings with green tea or dashi broth poured over it. Oatchazuke is my Hoggenstein's Monster. Based on the traditional premise oatchazuke is oats (always use rolled and never use instant, instant oatmeal = gruel) with sweet iced tea poured over it and breakfast toppings like fruit and yogurt. Tasted pretty good, mild and not overly sweet, really just a more interesting way to serve oatmeal 7.5/10

crab and cream cheese rice balls

Probably my least awful creation, crab and cream cheese is pretty safe and common. Onigiri rice balls with crab and cream cheese filling. Not bad, I always find cream cheese a little too rich personally so I can't eat too many of these at a time. I think they taste better cold, 7/10